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Funky Fatwa: Islamist Rebels In Syria Forbid Killing ‘Believer Lice’ Growing In ‘Blessed’ Muslim Beards


It’s ok to rape the women but, for the sake of “Allah”, please be nice to the lice …

ABNA – “Thanks to [Allah] and prayers and greetings to our master Muhammad and his family and companions …

The Sharia Authority in Aleppo has prohibited the killing of lice that appears in the Muslim beard, as some of the Muslim brothers who have released [grown] their beards in accordance with prophet Muhammad PBuH Sunnah [prophet’s doctrine], blessed lice has appeared in their beards, and that’s because of their lack of bathing due to the water non-availability all the time on the Jihad [holy war] fronts, and they have limited to ablution before their prayers (may [Allah] accept it), thus their beards became moist and thick, which made of it (in [Allah’s] will) a natural place for lice to live in.

The Sharia Authority in Aleppo recommends the Mujahideen [holy fighters] brothers to dye their beards with Henna, like our prophet Muhammad PBuH, the thing that would reduce the itching caused by the lice, and to maintain this lice that would have not appeared in those blessed beards, if it was not from [Allah’s] Muslim believing creatures.

Who disobeys this Sharia fatwa [advisory opinion] which has been confirmed right by a number of the senior scholars in Aleppo, will be punished with 50 lashes by Sharia, and other measures will be taken against him in the Shaira Court in Aleppo.

And [Allah] was behind our intent.” Read more.

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  1. 08/28/2013 at 6:48 AM

    What a bunch of demonic screwballs!

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