Jihad Awareness Month (Hat Tip: Barack Obama)

His symptoms are worsening and the prognosis doesn’t look good. Unfortunately, Obama and his lemmings still refuse the only medicine that has any chance of remedying their malaise of mind: the one-and-only “Qur’anic Cure” …

David Wood: “Guinness just can’t keep up.  As if President Obama didn’t impress Muslims enough when he took the Gold at the ‘International Dhimmi Limbo Championships’, he has somehow managed to shatter his own world record by bending even further backwards, causing concerned citizens to yell, ‘Mr. President, please put your hand under your head before it hits the ground!’ Yes, while even the most limber contortionists are often limited by the annoying presence of a spine, the Amazing Rubber Band President proves once and for all that certain invertebrates can fit into any container, whether an Oval Office, or the Muslim Brotherhood’s back pocket.” …