Lying Wonders Update: Islamic Scholars Now Say the Qur’an Can Be Used to Cure Non-Muslims

Here’s a wonderful update to this story.  As it turns out, the Qur’an can cure an infidel after all, even if they’re worthy of death and destined for hell, “the most vile of created beings” (Qur’an 98:6). The only caveat, however, to invoke this miraculous healing by the power of Greyskull Allah is that you first pay one of the best of peoples so that they can recite it for you. (And it’s probably wise to hire a male, since men are worth more according to the Qur’an and possess twice the intelligence of a women, so you’ll likely double the bang for your buck).  But, if it doesn’t work, it’s probably because he didn’t recite it in Arabic. If that still doesn’t work, it’s possible that his Arabic was broken.  And if perfect Arabic doesn’t work, maybe you didn’t pay him enough …

2 Thessalonians 2:9-12, “The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with the work of Satan displayed in all kinds of counterfeit miracles, signs and wonders, and in every sort of evil that deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness.”

“MADINA – Two scholars specializing in Dawah and Qur’an studies have agreed that it is permissible to use the Qur’an to cure non-Muslims. However, they differed about whether to recite it in a non-Arabic language.

Dr. Ali Bin Ghazi Al-Twaijri, professor of Qur’an studies at the Islamic University here, said that it was allowed. ‘It’s permissible for non-Muslims to use the Qur’an as a cure. The reciter of the Qur’an may receive an amount of money for reciting it.’

Al-Twaijri listed the virtues of the Qur’an in curing illnesses and urged Muslims to recite it on daily basis. The majority of scholars agree that it is a Sunnah to use the Qur’an as a source of healing and cure for physical and non-physical diseases.

Al-Twaijri added that it is permissible to recite the Qur’an in a non-Arabic language when using it to cure illnesses.

Sheikh Abdul Mohsin Al-Obeikan, adviser at the Royal Court, told Al-Hayat Arabic daily that Islamic laws allow for the Holy Qur’an to be used in this manner. ‘The Shariah doesn’t ban a Muslim from reciting the Qur’an to a non-Muslim for the purpose of healing. There are no specific conditions for such recitation. But reading the Qur’an in a non-Arabic language is permissible for interpretation and exegesis purposes only.'” Source – Saudi Gazette.

Come to think of it, maybe Barack Obama, Eric Holder and Janet Napolitano should hire someone to invoke the “Qur’anic Cure” and deliver them all of their insanity. I have a good idea precisely which verses would begin to do the trick.  In an effort to not offend women’s groups, however, it’s pretty much a foregone conclusion that they’ll likely call upon someone like Azizah al-Hibri. Not only would they fail to get the best bang for their borrowed buck — which is no big surprise since wasting money has now become a popular hobby in Washington — al-Hibri will, in accordance with the Islamist agenda, just pretend that those verses don’t really exist anyway …