'Allah Turns Woman Into Frog For Burning Koran At Tea Party Hate Rally'

Where is a Saudi prince when you need one? Since Muslims believe that Allah turned Jews into apes and pigs, it only makes sense that he would turn infidel Tea Party members into frogs, right?  I mean, just look at that frog sitting in an upright position. Normally one would come to the conclusion that a video such as this was some type of early (or woefully late) April Fools joke. Truth be told, one would think that many fatwas themselves are an April Fools joke of sorts. Unfortunately, they aren’t. Which means that we can now look on the bright side: She’s protected by the “Don’t Kill Frogs” fatwa …

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